If being mildly intoxicated can get you booked while driving, it can also get you fucked. In a fantasy.
A minute of fantasising in the middle of a crowd makes your pupils dilate and your friends think you are about to say something to make them laugh, so along with fantasising, you also have to process what enlightening thing ur going to say at the end of that minute.
So most evenings now, someone in another part of the world is probably endlessly sneezing/hiccuping because I'm drinking at a farewell party, and I m taking a minute out several times during the evening to cause those sneezes or nose-twitches or whatever we like to think happen when "someone's thinking of u..." For those orgasmic minutes alone, I would have a zillion farewell parties if I didnt have to pack and tie up contracts.
If you are drinking alone with a smoking woman friend, with two single men on the next table who are telling you that our two tables are "smoking hot" ...on a graffitied Arab Street, alfresco...when u can still walk perfectly straight after the evening on 4inch heels...AND have a real-life release when your legit partner gets back from his lime-juice evening, because the combination of teetotalled man and sozzled woman is heady....
....that s when I like moving homes & countries....And my smokeheaded fantasy man.
